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nowimustrinse:
I thought television was for entertainment not emotional trauma
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December 2012
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godfrapp:
Does anyone else go on Wikipedia to look something up and then click on a bunch of random links and then half an hour later you’re 10 articles deep into the inner workings of Vietnamese politics
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amelapond:
an american is asked the date. he says “it’s 12/12/12”. someone british prepares themselves to disagree, however, is stuck by surprise. “oh my god, it’s 12/12/12 for me too!” he realizes. they smile at each other. for one day the world is at peace. tomorrow, war will start again, but until then, everyone is happy.
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daddyfuckedme:
Whenever someone tells me a story they’ve already told me before I pretend I haven’t heard it yet so they don’t feel stupid because I’m nice as fuck
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blaineheavenanderson:
thesmallestactofkindness:
Gave my students a pop quiz today and learned something new:
If you make all the answers to the questions C, you will see 35 of the most hilariously panicked and confused faces in the world.
are you satan
People: You're only a true fan if you were there from the start.
Me: IM SORRY I WAS BUSY BEING A FUCKING FETUS. BEING A "TRUE FAN" WASN'T REALLY MY MAIN CONCERN.
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November 2012
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I'm gonna say this once
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lowlyminion:
The right to free speech (if you live in a country that allows you that) means the government won’t put you in jail for what you’re saying. It doesn’t protect you from other people telling you to shut the fuck up.
PARDON ME WHILE I FORWARD THIS MESSAGE TO EVERYONE EVER.
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yenniferde:
Whenever you feel scared, just remember that no matter how things go down, this will be the closest Damon and Elena have ever been emotionally.That this will be the first time somebody will ever tell Damon he’s worthy of love. Ever.
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wiliambecket:
welcome to my blog we hope you enjoy the bandom with a side of humourless text posts and self-loathing
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I miss this blog.
I think I’m going to come home for a while and just run this and my comic blog.
Yeah.
July 2012
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June 2012
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So pretty much, I’m not sure if I’m coming back here.
Go follow my new blog: yourmouthislikeafuneral.
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